Devotee Of Domestic Life Pillows

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"What's all this?"

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"The groceries are in the car."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

Wedding Cake with groom hoovering

Towels - His / Hers

"I guess my wild days are behind me."

"Big deal, so you taught him to beg. I taught you how to do that on our wedding night."

'Is something wrong, dear? -- you're home on time for dinner!'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

Un-sexy nighties.

"If you don't do something about that leaking tap soon I'm going to get someone in"

"All I said was, 'I'll take out the garbage when I'm ready'."

'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."