Domestic Life Appreciator Pillows

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'He makes his own gin too.'

"Your Father's been in my bad books since I discovered he was turning his hearing aid off whenever I yelled at him!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

celebrating a birth.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"The groceries are in the car."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

"It helps."

"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

Life is just four letters...

"You're not my husband."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

"I admire your devotion to duty."