Family Life Appreciator Pillows

celebrating a birth.

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

"My parents are totally NOT cool."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

Typical Mother's Day.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Use your inside scream."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

"I read the audio book."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Go forth and multiply!'

The best time capsules are our children.

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"The groceries are in the car."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'