Family Life Appreciators Pillows

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Use your inside scream."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"I read the audio book."

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'Go forth and multiply!'

The best time capsules are our children.

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"The groceries are in the car."

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'