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'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

celebrating a birth.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Use your inside scream."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"I'm so good at this!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I read the audio book."

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"You'll find they stay pretty needy 'til about 300 months."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

'Go forth and multiply!'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"The groceries are in the car."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

The best time capsules are our children.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"How long before I have a dad body?"