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'I'm your new daughter. Marcia and I have traded parents.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

celebrating a birth.

Turtle Trailer Court

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Or retired.'

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

At home with the Cone family.

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"I told you not to have that boob job."

The Bowling Family

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

Suspicious family of werdios