Quirky Family Life Appreciator Pillows

'I'm your new daughter. Marcia and I have traded parents.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

celebrating a birth.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"He followed me home...finally!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"...Mom, can you get me a glass of wine?"

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"It's good for you. It has lots of vitamin D."

"i finally got around to reading the 'Having A Baby' books."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Fish or chicken?' - Pilot has the choice of 2 types of airline food at home.

'Or retired.'

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"I told you not to have that boob job."

The Bowling Family

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

At home with the Cone family.

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

Kate's Evil Plan: 'I convinced her that good behavior is a stealth tactic that'll help her reach her goal to one day rule the world.'

Suspicious family of werdios

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.