Quirky Family Enthusiast Pillows

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

It's a Boy

Football Crazy strip six

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

A couple with a new baby

Loving family

'What's wrong with you?'

Too young to be a grandma

'I love my mum and dad!'

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Two mum's pushing a stroller

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"