Quirky Family Enthusiast Gifts

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

Football Crazy strip six

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Production manager with lots of children.

A couple with a new baby

Family.

Loving family

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Too young to be a grandma

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

Two mum's pushing a stroller

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"

Father's love