Quirky Family Fan Gifts

At home with the Tangleheads

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

The Running of the Brie

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Antler Buzzers.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Freak Family.

She was always an introvert.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

Magic mushroom

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

"You remind me of someone."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Pop up hell

'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

The estate goes toy unless your relative shows up, he does.