Quirky Family Enthusiasts Gifts

'Mom, am I adopted?'

Suspicious family of werdios

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

Family sitting on sofa.

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A couple with a new baby

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

Too young to be a grandma

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Father's love

Two mum's pushing a stroller

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"The kid you've been yelling at to get out of the bathroom for the last ten minutes is at the end of the queue!"