Quirky Family Story Lovers Gifts

"Oh, that's my Uncle Walter. He wanted his head cryogenically frozen, but it was way too expensive!"

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

At home with the Cone family.

"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

The Bowling Family

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

Your parents created a talking gerbil to save their marriage? That's the gist of it. And it didn't work. They found that a talking gerbil can't help people overcome their real differences. It's all my fault. It's all my fault. If only I'd been a better rodent. Oh, how I used to talk back. Too weird. Still like me?

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

Suspicious family of werdios

A Cool Invisible Cow.

Atomic Bear: Part 7

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

I knew that guy was bad news.