Quirky Family Story Lovers Mugs

"Oh, that's my Uncle Walter. He wanted his head cryogenically frozen, but it was way too expensive!"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'Oh my, it's my sister's address! I'm delivering my own nephew!'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

The Bowling Family

At home with the Cone family.

The First In-Law of Thermodynamics.

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

"That's your uncle Colin. He's the black sheep of the family."

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and remus being adopted: I love them all the same...

'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'

Suspicious family of werdios

Freak Family - please don't be looking at me...

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

'And to his son, he has left his Leprosy.'