Quirky Story Lovers Gifts

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The Family Joules: Part 5

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Dummies for Dummies.

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'A book very interesting'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

The pop-up book of fighters

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

Your parents created a talking gerbil to save their marriage? That's the gist of it. And it didn't work. They found that a talking gerbil can't help people overcome their real differences. It's all my fault. It's all my fault. If only I'd been a better rodent. Oh, how I used to talk back. Too weird. Still like me?

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

I knew that guy was bad news.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

Atomic Bear: Part 7

A Cool Invisible Cow.

How To Win Genius Grants For Dummies

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed