Quirky Story Aficionado Gifts

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"The usual."

Cat art exhibition.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'A book very interesting'

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Early days in the cloning lab.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

The Museum of Swine Art.

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

Hose charmer.

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Respect man!"