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The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

Moby Dick

The Family Joules: Part 5

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Bertolt Brecht

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Frog Prince

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

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