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The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

Eat local

'Hmmm...'