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Fishing.

Party with speech bubbles.

'Shoplifting? Good gracious no-possessive hubby,actually!'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"Whew."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

'Your grandad died while he was making love to me. . . I was asleep at the time.'

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'It was a burglar stealing the TV. I helped him load it in his car.'

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Dummies for Dummies.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'A book very interesting'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

The pop-up book of fighters

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

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