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Fishing.

Party with speech bubbles.

'Shoplifting? Good gracious no-possessive hubby,actually!'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"Whew."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

'Your grandad died while he was making love to me. . . I was asleep at the time.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

Atomic Bear: Part 7

'Look, it was fun, but I'd hardly call it scary!'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'It was a burglar stealing the TV. I helped him load it in his car.'

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Dummies for Dummies.

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'A book very interesting'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

The pop-up book of fighters

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.