'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'
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On Vixen: Confessions of a Naughty Reindeer
"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"
'He bears keeping an eye on.'
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10
"Don't editorialize."
The Family Joules: Part 5
"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."
Fishing.
Meet the author Billy Bovine.
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit
"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."
Dummies for Dummies.
"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."
"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."
'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'
'A book very interesting'
Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...
E M Forster.
Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.
Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.
"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."
Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.
The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...
"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House
Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.
'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'
'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'
Sir Joseph Bowley's
'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'
How To Win Genius Grants For Dummies
Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.
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