Quirky Narrative Lover Pillows

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

On Vixen: Confessions of a Naughty Reindeer

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"Don't editorialize."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Dummies for Dummies.

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

E M Forster.

"Just thought I'd let you know that the stars are in the exact same configuration as when Mary Shelley wrote 'Frankenstein'."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'A book very interesting'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

Sir Joseph Bowley's

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,