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"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Dummies for Dummies.

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

'A book very interesting'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

The pop-up book of fighters

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"

"It'h thnowing. . .me no like thnow in thpring. . . "

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

A Cool Invisible Cow.

'Yes, the sales figures are disappointing, but 'Carrion Connoisseur Guide' is hardly aimes at a mainstream audience...'

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."