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The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

My Spam Sketchbook

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"The usual."

'A book very interesting'

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Cat art exhibition.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Early days in the cloning lab.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

The Museum of Swine Art.

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

101 uses of a dead cat: microphones.

"Well, your reflexes are fine."

'Get in! No time to explain!'

'Do you extract teeth?'

Hose charmer.

"Have we got a show for you!"