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For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The Family Joules: Part 5

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'He's dyslexic!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'A book very interesting'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- Career Duck

Ghost Porn

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'

Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

A Cool Invisible Cow.

Atomic Bear: Part 7

'He bears keeping an eye on.'

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

Homeless! My Gingerbread House Was Eatern By Birds And The Insurance Won't Cover It.

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'