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Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

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The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

A mad scientist.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."