Quirky Tales Admirer Prints

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Football Crazy strip six

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

A mad scientist.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."