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"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Apple Tree Dispenser

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Cream?'

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

'Got any road movies?'

A chicken blows a bubble

Quasimodo's Belfie

"Billy Bear will be helping me with this.. "

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."