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I knew that guy was bad news.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What is your favorite type of Girl Scout cookie? - Karen. *Actual reader letter. I can't forgive the Girl Scouts, not after the incident. Go on. When I was on board, they booted me out permanently for proposing the Feed Squashed Insects to Your Brother initiation ritual. I like the mint ones. Want to hear what I do with them? Pass.

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Apple Tree Dispenser

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Cream?'

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

He's practising for his slot standing on the plinth not saying anything next October

A chicken blows a bubble

"Billy Bear will be helping me with this.. "

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

'How was I to know the doctor's license was only a baseball card?'

"I'm thinking the little fella's from Maine."

"Frankly, I don't know why more people don't think they're, Wellington. After all, he won."

'Got any road movies?'