Quirky Animal Story Fan Gifts

'Now, we can't guarantee that this kind of brain surgery will change his disposition.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Antler Buzzers.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Nutty Assistants

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"I came as soon as I heard."

Extinct Animals

'Sheep love tales very much.'