Quirky Animal Stories Fan Gifts

"I came as soon as I heard."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Nutty Assistants

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Hipster Coyote

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

Noahs Ark

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

Owl and the Pussycat.

'I just can't figure it out.'

The First Day of Christmas

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

The Tortoise and the Hare