Quirky Pet Tales Enthusiast Gifts

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Nutty Assistants

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"Have I got a cat for you!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"I came as soon as I heard."

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'I just can't figure it out.'

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."