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Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Dog Calenders.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Cat Chores

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Every Dog Has His Day

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

"He's all right. None of that species harassment."

'Relax! When I said I was going out to select a bird, I meant the Thanksgiving turkey.'

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

'Did you remember to put the cat out?'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

If I nap now, I'll never be able to nap ten more times before bed.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'