Funny Pet Stories Fan Pillows

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Cat Chores

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Every Dog Has His Day

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'Did you remember to put the cat out?'

'Relax! When I said I was going out to select a bird, I meant the Thanksgiving turkey.'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

"He's all right. None of that species harassment."

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'