Quirky Pet Tales Enthusiast Pillows

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

"I came as soon as I heard."

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'