Quirky Tales Enthusiast Pillows

'Experience?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Ghost puddle

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

How I met your mother

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Fishing.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Centaur falls in love.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'A book very interesting'

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

Hog Futures

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

'He said, but for you he wouldn't have stuck your credit card to the roof of his mouth in the first place...'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."