Quirky Animal Stories Fan Pillows

"I came as soon as I heard."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Nutty Assistants

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"He's preaching his 'Clever Hans' theory again!"

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

Noahs Ark

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

The First Day of Christmas

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

Hipster Coyote

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Sheep love tales very much.'