Animal Story Fan Pillows

Having just been elected leader of the pack, Marty decided to tell the others the truth.

'Lazy,'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

To catch a predator: Animal planet edition,

'I never thought I'd say this, but you're moving just a little too fast for me.'

'I don't know how to tell you this Fred, but Arnold gets to eat roast beef and I get to stay home.'

The Crow and the Fox

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Suzie, wait! My mum always told me to beware of strangers bearing gifts..."

A marine adaptation of the tortoise and the hare: the porpoise and the frog.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

I'm really sorry about your dust mop - I thought it was a cat!

'Looks like she's having a bad hare day.'

"Have you got our teacher's life story?"

'The huffing and puffing you think you're hearing, Mr Pig, is real, and it's coming from you!'

'You realise of course, we could be carriers of foot and mouth!'

"That's him boss. He's the one who keeps passing sticky fivers over the bar"

'Sure, I pulled a thorn out of your paw. But that doesn't mean that I want to sleep with you.'

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'I won! I won!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins A Commune

Owl and the Pussycat.

'You're watching The Pig Channel.' 'Don't remind me.'

The First Day of Christmas

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"