Funny Pet Stories Collector Pillows

Blinking contest between dog and cat.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Cat Boss

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Doggie Bowl Drill

"They just love tassels."

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

A frog catches an insect truck.

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

Deer Crossing

Groucho Chicken

"And here with the grizzly details."

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

'Rubber pork chops. Excellent choice, Sir. With or without squeakers?'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

Dog on a skateboard.

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

Maybe a "limbo party" wasn't our best idea.

Before the Domestication of Cows

Dog fetches hat - then curls up in the chair.

"My apologies Mr Hare, I must be misreading this. You're right, how could you possibly lose the race against the tortoise tomorrow..."