Funny Pet Moments Collector Pillows

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Cat Boss

Man wearing a dog cone

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"They just love tassels."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"So, according to your resume, you're willing to work for dog food."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

Deer Crossing

Groucho Chicken

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'And...?'

Dog on a skateboard.

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"What do you mean 'NO HAIRCUTS'?"

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

Dog fetches hat - then curls up in the chair.

Dog scared by cat.

Before the Domestication of Cows

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

'Remember, the best time to walk on it is just after they've washed it.'

'I hate it when he begs for table scraps.'

Cat-ME- swats man-YOW!'

Dog with tongue hanging out window.