Funny Pet Moments Aficionado Pillows

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

The First Cone of Shame.

Pet Entertainers

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

Doggy conductor

The Karate Kitten.

Man wearing a dog cone

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

'Sit!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.