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"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

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Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Doggy conductor

The Karate Kitten.

Man wearing a dog cone

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Yes, having a powerful sense of smell is good, but I do wish Master would change his socks more often...'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'I couldn't find your slippers. Will these do?'

'Sit!'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'