Comedic Pet Moments Pillows

Man wearing a dog cone

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'Play dead.'

'There's no evidence use of steroids will improve dog show performance.'

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"We're in for the night."

'What am I blind, Bob?'

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

The poop scooper maid.

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."