Comedic Pet Antics Pillows

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"Teach me not to care."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Man wearing a dog cone

'No need to shout.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

Cat Blog.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Hang Time Fido

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

'Play dead.'