Pet Antics Pillows

Dog bouncing on chair to pick off all the Christmas tree decorations.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"She's all over YouTube."

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Separation

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"He wants a second opinion."

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Yes, he's drinking from the bird bath, but I've seen him doing much worse! I caught him drinking from the toilet once!"

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'