Quirky Pet Antics Pillows

"I think he wants you to throw him the fence."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Cats and Dogs.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

Hang Time Fido

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

Groucho Chicken

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'You do nice work!'

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....