Quirky Pet Tricks Pillows

Dog Walking on Stilts

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"She's all over YouTube."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

The Goalkeeper

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Flea Philosophy.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

Cruel Pet Tricks

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

He Did It!

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."