Quirky Pet Tricks Gifts

Dog Walking on Stilts

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

The Goalkeeper

"She's all over YouTube."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Flea Philosophy.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

He Did It!

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."