Quirky Pet Moments Gifts

Dog rescues cat from tree.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Man wearing a dog cone

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Cats and Dogs.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'See what I mean, Doc?'

Dog Walking on Stilts

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'It's a good owl dog.'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

May 1939 - The Germans invade Poland (Surrepitiously)