Quirky Pet Moments Pillows

Dog rescues cat from tree.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Man wearing a dog cone

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cats and Dogs.

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Dog Walking on Stilts

'See what I mean, Doc?'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

'Butterworth was encountering a slight problem with the latest addition to his aquarium'

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

May 1939 - The Germans invade Poland (Surrepitiously)

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"