Funny Pet Situations Pillows

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Flea Philosophy.

Man wearing a dog cone

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'Couldn't eat another bite!'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

Alpha dog

'I didn't hear you drive up, Doc.'

Dog scared by cat.

"Me, after years of begging, I was finally allowed into the house yesterday. You know what, it was kind of a letdown..."

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

"You treat me like a dog."

'Hurry up. We don't have all day!'

Behavior Problems in Dogs

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'We thought we'd get a 'character' dog!'