Funny Pet Scenario Lovers Pillows

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Doggy conductor

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Anatomy of a cat"

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

When Pugs dream.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

'Yes I can talk, can you fly?'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Self-walking dog

'You know that's not what I meant when I asked you to take the dog out!'

'What obedience school did you say you sent him to?!'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Just so you know, I've no intention of sharing a home with either children or cats.'

"You're so spoiled! You have your favorite food and toys and you're still not happy! What more could you possibly want?!"

"Where is the little dronie birdie?"

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

'Can't play fella, I'm a career cat now...someone has to chew the mail and watch that bird...and that pen ain't gonna fall on the floor on its own!'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"Yes, It's me and no, I did not come in on little cat's feet."