Funny Animal Scenario Appreciator Pillows

"Cat Stevens!!!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat and mouse

"Say hello to my little friend."

Dedication to excellence....

You complete me!

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I could do that."

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

'Are we ready to order?'

"Take no notice of what people say - Your bark is NOT worse than your bite."